It doesnt matter if your black or white your gonna die if your hearts shite

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It seems as though Michael Jackson died after having a cardiac arrest after falling over a pram. Doctors said "don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the buggy".

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I was sitting in my living room the other day watching 'Hannah Montana', I was having a really good wank and just as I getting to a climax, my wife came in and said, "You might have at least waited till the kids had stopped watching it and went to bed!"
Bitch spoiled the whole moment!

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Police say michael jacksons death could b suspicious, the're currently looking 4 a smooth criminal, he could b black or white but he's definitely bad & Dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall & they say say say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like ben & billy jean 2 come forward but they dont wanna be starting something, police say they don't stop till they get enough

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im stephan hawking and im a PC.

6 year old violin star Maxwell Jarvis has been confirmed to play at Michael Jackson’s funeral.
It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off….

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Q. What's the difference between Sir Alex Fergie and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.

Q.Whats the difference between Ronaldo and God?
A.God doesn't think he's Ronaldo!


Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Manchester?
A: It saves time


Q: What do you call a Manure fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q;What do Manure Fans and sperm have in common?
A:One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

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Blue Is The Colour!

definate must for his funerel after his chimpanzee: im for ever blowing bubbles

poor manchester jokes.com? seriously if you are trying to insult manchester at least do a better job

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What do you call a Japanese Car Thief?



Tommy Tookamota

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