Went into my car today and and put into the sat nav Chelsea , it said the distance was 2 minutes away from Rome

Thankyou.

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As bad as the boro sat nav joke that.

Mind you when i first heard that i laughed

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Sorry

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haha, keep them coming

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Thought you were going to Rome?

Talk to Frank.

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A Chelsea fan walks into a Library and asks for a book on Penalties.

The Librarian says **** off you ain't getting one!
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Why do women love Chelsea?

They can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second!

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LOL
v nice

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love it love it all

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What do Chelsea and a premature ejactulator have in common?

They both wish they could hold on for 3 more minutes

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Return flights to Barcelona - £600
Train to London - £50
Tickets for a two-legged semi-final in the Champions League - £120

Getting to see John Terry cry yet again live in person? Priceless.

Some things in life cost money, for everything else there's stoppage time.

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What’s the difference between David Blunkett and Chelsea?

At least David Blunkett knows how to hang onto a lead

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Carlsberg don't do Referees but if they did, they would be Norwegian (Personal favourite)

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I just heard that Chelsea will be sponsored by Viagra next season. A spokesman said "the club was willing to try anything to get past a semi"

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Karma: chelsea's black players being "robbed"

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Lmao quality

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